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a memebr of the ira who wears a bright red coat, and someone who wears odly sheriff like shoes, also lives in yardley and is irish
Dan the Dong: Safe Jeriff, wot you doin 2nite? im gettin my cock out...again. Wot u doin?

Jeriff: Punching my best m8 in the face and dreaming sexy thoughts of deirdre kennedy (firey bitch)
jeriff by jerry berry October 6, 2006
Words you can keep

Jeniffer 

Jeniffer is the nicest girl you'll probably ever meet. She is down to earth and gets along with just about anybody she encounters. She has a funny laugh that is contagious, and you just can't help but smile when she walks into the room and says hi. Jeniffer will usually have big beautiful eyes that you could get lost in. Jeniffer is a nerdy girl with a wild side and she is up to trying almost anything. She is definitely a person you'll never forget, her beauty is captavating, she speaks her mind, and is far from stupid, she'll put a good argument. She may have her blond moments, but it's all good because they always make you laugh. Once you encounter a Jeniffer, grab her and make her yours, she definitely won't be one of your regrets, and they are so limited.
That girl that just walked in definitely reminds me of a Jeniffer, i'd better go get her number before someone else does.
Jeniffer by ghostface967 December 11, 2010

jeniffer with two f's 

Usually a nice person that unfortunately had their name spelt wrong on their birth certificate. Could be a result of an asian parent typo.
Yo it's jeniffer with two f's
That's a F in the chat... no wait two F's!

jeniffer 

The name for the cutest, most amazing girl in the world. She loves eating vegetables and fruits, and decides to be "part-time vegetarian." She gets mad when people call her pretty, but her boyfriend doesn't care because he thinks she's beautiful. She spends more time helping others doing community service, than she helps herself. Her boyfriend like its that she gets cold easily because it gives him an excuse to hug her.
Happy eighth month, Jeniffer!
jeniffer by paul rock cho December 22, 2008

jeniffer 

A misspelled "Jennifer." Often times Asian parents misspell "Jennifer," and think it is spelled, "Jeniffer." A most unique way to spell it. Also means beautiful beyond comprehension, and having a great personality.
Jeniffer has a boyfriend named Paul.
synonymous with a korean child who speeks a little too much english. To be furious with all others who learned naturally. Overachievers in general.
She keeps Jeniff(ing) her way through english class!
Jeniff by L17 February 5, 2010

Jgriffin disorder 

The act of being completly Pissy and lazy.
i cant find my buddy anywhere, he must have jgriffin disorder.
Jgriffin disorder by the unwise1 March 17, 2010
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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