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a memebr of the ira who wears a bright red coat, and someone who wears odly sheriff like shoes, also lives in yardley and is irish
Dan the Dong: Safe Jeriff, wot you doin 2nite? im gettin my cock out...again. Wot u doin?

Jeriff: Punching my best m8 in the face and dreaming sexy thoughts of deirdre kennedy (firey bitch)
jeriff by jerry berry October 6, 2006
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Jeniffer 

Jeniffer is the nicest girl you'll probably ever meet. She is down to earth and gets along with just about anybody she encounters. She has a funny laugh that is contagious, and you just can't help but smile when she walks into the room and says hi. Jeniffer will usually have big beautiful eyes that you could get lost in. Jeniffer is a nerdy girl with a wild side and she is up to trying almost anything. She is definitely a person you'll never forget, her beauty is captavating, she speaks her mind, and is far from stupid, she'll put a good argument. She may have her blond moments, but it's all good because they always make you laugh. Once you encounter a Jeniffer, grab her and make her yours, she definitely won't be one of your regrets, and they are so limited.
That girl that just walked in definitely reminds me of a Jeniffer, i'd better go get her number before someone else does.
Jeniffer by ghostface967 December 11, 2010

jeniffer with two f's 

Usually a nice person that unfortunately had their name spelt wrong on their birth certificate. Could be a result of an asian parent typo.
Yo it's jeniffer with two f's
That's a F in the chat... no wait two F's!

jeniffer 

The name for the cutest, most amazing girl in the world. She loves eating vegetables and fruits, and decides to be "part-time vegetarian." She gets mad when people call her pretty, but her boyfriend doesn't care because he thinks she's beautiful. She spends more time helping others doing community service, than she helps herself. Her boyfriend like its that she gets cold easily because it gives him an excuse to hug her.
Happy eighth month, Jeniffer!
jeniffer by paul rock cho December 22, 2008

jeniffer 

A misspelled "Jennifer." Often times Asian parents misspell "Jennifer," and think it is spelled, "Jeniffer." A most unique way to spell it. Also means beautiful beyond comprehension, and having a great personality.
Jeniffer has a boyfriend named Paul.
synonymous with a korean child who speeks a little too much english. To be furious with all others who learned naturally. Overachievers in general.
She keeps Jeniff(ing) her way through english class!
Jeniff by L17 February 5, 2010

Jgriffin disorder 

The act of being completly Pissy and lazy.
i cant find my buddy anywhere, he must have jgriffin disorder.
Jgriffin disorder by the unwise1 March 17, 2010
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

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