jelly roller

a guy with a beard that usually has leftovers in it from yesterday's lunch (beef sandwich). he has a rather large mole 2 inches to the right of his beefy beard.
he rolls jelly for a living, and his jelly has a beefy taste to it. possibly because of his beard..

jelly mainly put on bicuits or burnt toast.

.................booty

Dan: hey! look at that jelly roller!
Dave: ew, he smells like beef.

jelly roller by bloooooooober July 31, 2009

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jelly donut roller

The queen bee, an alpha female who is the object of envy and jealousy. One who rises above petty issues.

That Loretta is a real Jelly Donut roller. She keeps her bitches check.

jelly donut roller by LoLo2B October 30, 2011

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jelly rolled

To be tricked into clicking a link leading to a photo of an obese female.

Send any photos of Rita MacNeil under an inconspicuous filename...

"You got jelly rolled!"

jelly rolled by Benju March 26, 2008

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Jellyrolled

Keeper of the pies

Jellyrolled eats the pie.

Jellyrolled by Pants July 10, 2003

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Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.

Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.

Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on July 29, 2026

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chud run

A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.

"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"

chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

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flophouse

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.

Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007

Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

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