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A totally amazing guy that cares about your every word. He tends to worry too much about you which is really sweet. He calls you beautiful instead of hot and he'll actually talk to you about your problems if no one else will. He actually cares about your feelings and fears. He tells you he loves you at least once a day. He is altogether a really great guy.
person 1: who was that guy i saw you with?
person 2: thats jayzen. hes totally awesome and i love him so much.
Jayzen by derpderplady123 December 29, 2012
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Pulling a jayzen 

Being an unwieldy amount of time late or early to an event of any sort
Person 1: Bro my man said he would go live like 2 months ago
Person 2: yeah he’s really pulling a jayzen isn’t he
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Jaylenne 

a girl who is independent loud fun and gorgous she has the best personality ever even though she can get a little bitchy sometimes
to get to the point she's PERFECT
i love jaylenne
Jaylenne by riwjjksi12 September 28, 2011

Jaylen Waddle 

Fast; Faster than other people
Jim: that bird is fast

Rick: no, that bird is Jaylen Waddle
Jaylen Waddle by Bama.Wave September 3, 2018

Jaylen(Girl) 

A beautiful girl. She's short, and funny. She can make anybody feel better with her happy attitude. She is sensative, and only trusts a few even though she says she loves all. Every boy loves Jaylen, she is wonderful.
Oh my God there's Jaylen(girl) lets go talk to her!
Jaylen(Girl) by taylorcaniff December 17, 2014
If you have this name you are unique. Jaylene is a alluring person who is drop dead gorgeous. She tends to find the good in all and is a trustworthy girl. Jaylene is a daredevil who is willing to take risks for others and herself. If you are someone who has her as your friend,girlfriend,or wife don’t lose she is one of the best thing in your life and you can’t see it . She tends to make others smile and is always jolly. She is one of the most radiant people out there.
Jaylene is always making me smile.
Jaylene by anonymous March 10, 2018

Jayzelle 

jayzelle is a word used to describe a dancer/basketball chick. It started from the word that guy is a total "jay" describing a guy who can play basketball while being really good at dancing (Though it has nothing to with with some Jays who cannot dance or play basketball). The "Zelle" was added to the end to make it the female version of the word. This word is also used to describe chicks who are both extremely talented in music and any athletic sport. Including Volleyball and bowling. These girls are usually extremely pretty and have tons of guys after them, but all the girls seem to hate them.
Yeah she's pretty much amazing at everything she does, she's a total Jayzelle
Jayzelle by Garullez December 12, 2010
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"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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Slop Grenade

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Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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