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A tall handsome male that is very smart and will become very famous. If you know a jassem you should keep him with you at all time he brings good luck.
I wish i could be like jassem
Jassem by 123 suck my pp March 17, 2019
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jaysem • jayse • jaysen • jaysexual • Jasemin • Jassem • Jayseph • jaydem • Jayemj • jaylem
Amazing at everything he does. Hides his feelings, but is true to his heart. He is very caring about his friends, but will speak his mind if it is necessary. Everyone would love him, but just does not take the time to do so.
"Jaysen is always kind"
"Jaysen, everyone loves him"
Jaysen by heyykiditslauren January 14, 2009
Jasemin is a girl with a huge sense of humour. She is gorgeous mentally and physically, every boy wants to be with her but she is loyal to one guy only. IF a boy try's having fun with her she will call him out and tell him to back off if she is uncomfortable. She will always be the kind of friend to support and not judge you, no matter how bad the situation would be. In a relationship Jasemin will take it very seriously and will expect for you to care and show A LOT of affection, she loves for you to hug her and hold her hand in public but also in front of your friends. When Jasemin is around many people she can be very talkative but if she is around people that make her feel insecure she will go quiet and be really shy.
"Did you see that Jasemin girl over there?" Boy 1
"Yeah she is fine, i wouldnt mind being with her"
Jasemin by Jasemin03 May 26, 2018

jasemine 

That girl is a real Jasemine
jasemine by Lmfaojk October 14, 2013
Sexy man. Too incredible to already have his name on here.
What's a Jasem?

Oh, much too good for you to know about.
Jasem by Zaynab March 9, 2010

Jaysmith 

Someone who is especially skilled at crafting marajuana cigarettes.
Person 1: "Dude, that Nick guy is a supurb Jaysmith!"

Person 2: "I know! He rolled that joint so fast!"
Jaysmith by Bloodgoose November 30, 2009
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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