jaypuff

To lay in bed, but in a seductive manner, because a seductive manner is how one should do anything and everything.

"I know that I should get a job, but I'd rather jaypuff all day. Laziness trumps responsibility."

A: So what did you do with your Sunday?
B: Not much. I was pretty tired so I spent most of it jaypuffing.

by The One and Only JayPuff June 29, 2011

Jarpuffalow

A colloquial term, native to south-east Sussex, in reference to an individual who is drastically overweight.

"That guy is a Jarpuffalow."

by Jack Harper June 4, 2018

Jayuff

A literal god among all creatures and is not allowed to be alive unless contained in a small box.

Jayuff is too powerful to be left alive

by Jayuff_Blames April 27, 2021

Japuff

term used to describe something or someone that is irritating, bothersome, or excessively annoying. Often used to convey frustration with a minor but persistent nuisance.
Origin:
A slang term

"That loud noise is such a japuff; I can't concentrate!"
"When he said that i got so japuffed I wanted to scream!"
"Today was such a japuffing day nothing sent my way."

by Thekingofdaworld February 25, 2025