jaypuff

To lay in bed, but in a seductive manner, because a seductive manner is how one should do anything and everything.

"I know that I should get a job, but I'd rather jaypuff all day. Laziness trumps responsibility."

A: So what did you do with your Sunday?
B: Not much. I was pretty tired so I spent most of it jaypuffing.

jaypuff by The One and Only JayPuff June 29, 2011

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Jarpuffalow

A colloquial term, native to south-east Sussex, in reference to an individual who is drastically overweight.

"That guy is a Jarpuffalow."

Jarpuffalow by Jack Harper June 4, 2018

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Jayuff

A literal god among all creatures and is not allowed to be alive unless contained in a small box.

Jayuff is too powerful to be left alive

Jayuff by Jayuff_Blames April 27, 2021

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Japuff

term used to describe something or someone that is irritating, bothersome, or excessively annoying. Often used to convey frustration with a minor but persistent nuisance.
Origin:
A slang term

"That loud noise is such a japuff; I can't concentrate!"
"When he said that i got so japuffed I wanted to scream!"
"Today was such a japuffing day nothing sent my way."

Japuff by Thekingofdaworld February 25, 2025

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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