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jayden king 

A jayden king is when you go into a truck stop and ask a trucker to jack you off in the bathroom. If he declines you ask the other truckers the same thing till one of them agrees to. When you are about to ejaculate you shit your pants. As he franticly trys to leave you stick your hand in your pants and smeer it on your face this will resalt in an intense orgasm.
Trucker "breacker breacker 1,9 someone just jayden kinged me again"
jayden king by big guy December 5, 2015
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JAYDEN king 

Jayden king is the name that someone was named for being the best at fucking attractive female pussy Jayden king also is a name for a monstrous cock that is very smooth and that will make any girl feel better then ever
Jayden king!”
Don’t say that”
“Nigger”
JAYDEN king by Pornhub January 25, 2022

Jaydening 

Taking something someone said out of context to make them sound stupid.
Parsley Smite: Peanuts aren't nuts, they're legumes.
Jayden Fat-oh: "You just said they were nuts, retard"
Parsley Smite: "you're Jaydening so hard right now"
Jaydening by MC Supreme August 2, 2023

Jaydening 

Meaning to ghost, neglect or ditch someone or a group of people . Usually refers to the day 1's and close contacts
Person 1: aww man Tom can't play league with us tonight again...

Person 2: Damn he's really jaydening us

Person 1: :crying emoji:
Jaydening by MarkerPen July 15, 2025
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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