My mom can't make it to church today because they're showing a marathon of B.J. and the Bear reruns on tv. She's gonna be inside jackin' the box to Greg Evigan and his stupid monkey until she runs outta twat juice.
That crazy bitch needs to take herself some Xanaps. Have you ever heard of such fucktardation in your life? Oh excuse me...I just performed a manual release. Better hold yer breath, just in case this one is an anal apparition.
That crazy bitch needs to take herself some Xanaps. Have you ever heard of such fucktardation in your life? Oh excuse me...I just performed a manual release. Better hold yer breath, just in case this one is an anal apparition.
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. May 27, 2009
Get the jackin' the box mug.A femal version for jackin' the beanstalk} meaning masterbation. The term originated in South Jersey.
by Sammy B3 June 11, 2006
Get the jackin' the box mug.One of the cruelest turn of events that could happen to any man. Where a female that one has been talking to for several months out of nowhere mentions her "boyfriend" that for some reason had never existed until that moment
Doug: Hey did you hook up with Courtney last night?
Cecil: Nawh! She brought up her Jack in the Box Boyfriend while we were watching a movie...I was shitty!
Doug: I had a bad feeling that was going to happen...damn!
Cecil: Nawh! She brought up her Jack in the Box Boyfriend while we were watching a movie...I was shitty!
Doug: I had a bad feeling that was going to happen...damn!
by Trent McFarlane January 12, 2013
Get the Jack in the Box Boyfriend mug.A name of the action described as such: when a girl, who is so hot that when she unzips your pants to give you blow your load before she touches you.
When the timing is perfect and she gets hit in the face with your sperm before she even touches you - she received a jack in the box.
When the timing is perfect and she gets hit in the face with your sperm before she even touches you - she received a jack in the box.
Dave: "dude that girl I left with was so hot, she got the jack in the box"
Steve: " really in the grill?"
Dave: "you know it"
Steve: " really in the grill?"
Dave: "you know it"
by Joe Shabadu March 24, 2008
Get the Jack in the box mug.A stand-in name for any company you have ever worked for. Use this to avoid any awkward references to a previous employer (similarly, you should avoid mentioning the name of previous boyfriends/girlfriends while your current partner is present).
This meme started in 2014 as an inside joke between two data scientists, Steve and Spencer, who are working for a major video game company in Boulder, CO. It is a reference to their colleague, Adam, who actually worked at Jack in the Box corporate headquarters (and speaks often of it fondly).
Since then it has spread to studios in Los Angeles, Seattle, and the UK. There are first-hand reports that the meme has also been spotted in the wild at Microsoft.
This meme started in 2014 as an inside joke between two data scientists, Steve and Spencer, who are working for a major video game company in Boulder, CO. It is a reference to their colleague, Adam, who actually worked at Jack in the Box corporate headquarters (and speaks often of it fondly).
Since then it has spread to studios in Los Angeles, Seattle, and the UK. There are first-hand reports that the meme has also been spotted in the wild at Microsoft.
by Truegen September 11, 2015
Get the Jack in the Box mug.When your fucking a girl (usually doggy style) and your boy is in the closet jerking off then he runs out and busts a nut on her face.
by DC April 10, 2004
Get the Jack in the Box mug.While texting, you reply to their messages so quickly, that you scare away potential romantic partners.
by QuimpGod69 July 14, 2020
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