jackin' the box 

Female masturbation.

My mom can't make it to church today because they're showing a marathon of B.J. and the Bear reruns on tv. She's gonna be inside jackin' the box to Greg Evigan and his stupid monkey until she runs outta twat juice.

That crazy bitch needs to take herself some Xanaps. Have you ever heard of such fucktardation in your life? Oh excuse me...I just performed a manual release. Better hold yer breath, just in case this one is an anal apparition.

jackin' the box by Lârry Dângüs, esq. May 27, 2009

jackin' the box 

A femal version for [jackin' the beanstalk} meaning masterbation. The term originated in South Jersey.

Whats wrong with you? i walked in on my sister while she was jackin' the box. Thats Hot.

jackin' the box by Sammy B3 June 11, 2006

Jack in the Box Boyfriend 

One of the cruelest turn of events that could happen to any man. Where a female that one has been talking to for several months out of nowhere mentions her "boyfriend" that for some reason had never existed until that moment

Doug: Hey did you hook up with Courtney last night?
Cecil: Nawh! She brought up her Jack in the Box Boyfriend while we were watching a movie...I was shitty!
Doug: I had a bad feeling that was going to happen...damn!

Jack in the Box Boyfriend by Trent McFarlane January 12, 2013

Jack in the box 

A name of the action described as such: when a girl, who is so hot that when she unzips your pants to give you blow your load before she touches you.

When the timing is perfect and she gets hit in the face with your sperm before she even touches you - she received a jack in the box.

Dave: "dude that girl I left with was so hot, she got the jack in the box"
Steve: " really in the grill?"
Dave: "you know it"

Jack in the box by Joe Shabadu March 24, 2008

Jack in the Box 

A stand-in name for any company you have ever worked for. Use this to avoid any awkward references to a previous employer (similarly, you should avoid mentioning the name of previous boyfriends/girlfriends while your current partner is present).

This meme started in 2014 as an inside joke between two data scientists, Steve and Spencer, who are working for a major video game company in Boulder, CO. It is a reference to their colleague, Adam, who actually worked at Jack in the Box corporate headquarters (and speaks often of it fondly).

Since then it has spread to studios in Los Angeles, Seattle, and the UK. There are first-hand reports that the meme has also been spotted in the wild at Microsoft.

Hey guys, at Jack in the Box we used python.

Jack in the Box by Truegen September 11, 2015

Jack in the Box 

When your fucking a girl (usually doggy style) and your boy is in the closet jerking off then he runs out and busts a nut on her face.

Yo man this Bitch gave me the Kangaroo so I got her with a Jack in the Box.

Jack in the Box by DC April 10, 2004

Jack-in-the-box 

While texting, you reply to their messages so quickly, that you scare away potential romantic partners.

He replies so fast, he’s like a jack-in-the-box.

Jack-in-the-box by QuimpGod69 July 14, 2020