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A tall sexy daddy he’s not too brown or too light he’s spicy beige he knows hes cute so he never needs any reassurance about that hoes love him and good girls hate him he’s a heart breaker and your lucky if you can get some d**k outta him most the time he just there breaking your pockets
Did you see that new h*e with Jaayson ? She must have money cause that bit*h funky !
jaayson by Yourfavesidehoe November 23, 2021
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jayson tatum

The next Lebron James. The kid is goated as fuck already and he has more comin his way. He is the small forward for the Boston Celtics (aka the best team in the association). The light skin mamba.
Random guy: Who is that sexy dude playing small forward for the C’s
Any educated person: Oh that’s just the light skin mamba, Jayson Tatum
Jhayson is a very kind person, know how to talk with others, have many friends and a very cute guy. Sometimes a Jhayson is very emotional, when he got hurt emotionally it heals for a very long time. A very loyal person. He is good in advising. A very fun guy. Somehow a jealous guy. He is serious in terms of relationship and in terms of Love life. He is brave when someone is around him, especially if he is with his friends and love ones. Shy at first but when you get to know him he will become fun to be with. Everyone seems close to him especially when you started talking with him. He listens to your story and try to give an advice for it. a very soft hear-ted guy. and he asked me to put this here. :))
A jhayson asked me to define him :))
jhayson by sassurawks October 23, 2011

The Jayson 

When you put your hand down the back of her pants in public and finger her butthole.
Did you see that guy pull The Jayson?? He was knuckle deep hand feeding that bison!
The Jayson by The Real Wiz 76 November 29, 2015
Sexiest most amazing person ever. You would be lucky to even know him. If you have had the privilege of meeting him then you are of a special few. Jayson is the most loving sweet and kind person ever. He'll go down on you more than he'll take a bj. He has the biggest dick in the world
I love Jayson. He ate me out all night last night.
Jayson by A.f. January 18, 2015
Savage that fucked your bitch and is nice and good at cuddling 😏and looks at ass alot 🍑😍 yuhhhhh yeeetttttt
Jayson is a good kid
Jayson by Dis dick 6969696969 May 16, 2018
A Jayson is a person ( or alien ) who will always be there for you and stick by your side even when you are at a all time low. They are the perfect friend or boyfriend or girlfriend. You fall in love with there looks but once you meet them you will fall head over heels for them.there the kind of person who would walk through hell and back for you. You better find your Jayson and sweep them off there feet.

Could be any religion, culture, or race
You: how I love that Jayson !
Jayson by Pinkpig1ELF April 25, 2019
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