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Western MA term for Penis. Often used to confuse those in positions of authority, old people, children and squares from understanding the users conversations and graffiti.

When asked what "J'ead" is, respond with "widget".

Those who follow J'eadism often use J'ead to replace a common Adjectives, Adverb, Verb, Noun, Linking Verb etc. to enhance the meaning of the sentance.
My J'ead pooped its head out my fly.
Her J'ead-wallet had more lint than Ol'e Custard Butt's fanny pack.
Oh glorious J'ead.
J'ead bolead big baggin with anal beads.
Has anyone seen my J'ead around anywhere?
One look at your momas taint an I snotted J'ead Juice all ovah the place.
j'ead by GentlemanX December 12, 2007
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Jeadas are by far the most sassiest girls of them all they won’t stop until they get there way there very pretty and all the guys want her she has many friends she’s the type of girl to talk behind your back
Guy 1: Omg is she talking to Jessica about lily??
Guy 2: Yeah I think that must be a jeada!!
Jeada by Kayla Hansen January 28, 2020
Related Words
j'ead • jeadel • Jeaden • Jeady • Jeada • JEADAH • jeadge level • Jeadon • jeadyn • J.O.E

jeadge level 

Jeadge is the freaking cage. If you ever meet a Jeadge (you probably never will) he is too cool. There are four levels.

1. Too desparate for girls
2. Has standards for girls

3. The girls come to you
4. Jeadge level

Jeadge level is the highest you can be, they are very rare though.
Duuude, that guy gets all the girls, he must be Jeadge Level.
jeadge level by headgear October 2, 2018
Jead is so cool
Jead by Notjead100% November 25, 2020
Jead is so cool
Jead by Notjead100% November 25, 2020
A bad bitch😻😩
Jead is the best
Jead by Notjead100% November 25, 2020
A ladies magnet he can kill all biches with his twelve in cock
1 "omg i lost my virginity to this guy and he had a twelve inch girthy cock"

2 "that is definitely a Jeaden"
Jeaden by Mr.12 incher March 2, 2017
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