irradiage

Blends the words irradiate (to bombard with nuclear radiation) and age. The act of an older staff member skillfully using cutting-edge slang in a formal business setting, such as an office staff meeting, which belies his age and makes his younger rivals appear older and less hip than he. (Radiation therapy in medicine uses beta and gamma rays to destroy young, fast-growing cancer cells in order to preserve the older, healthy tissue.)

My presentation to the big guy was so cool even that snot-nose Jason kept his head down in his Crackberry lookin' shit up. Man, I irradiaged those pups.

irradiage by GlueckAuf February 24, 2011

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irradiate

intransitive verb
1. To expose to radiation.
2. To treat with radiation.
3. To shed light on; illuminate.
4. To manifest in a manner suggesting the emission of light; radiate.
5. To send forth rays; radiate.To become radiant.

The girls who worked at radium painted watch plants in the 1920s were irradiated real bad.

irradiate by Bad C dev October 15, 2021

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irradiage • irradiate • irradicate

irradicate

A portmanteau combining eradicate and irradiate.

We need to irradicate terrorists.

irradicate by tom_f June 12, 2008

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irradicate

A portmanteau combining eradicate and irradiate.

We need to irradicate terrorists.

irradicate by tom_f June 13, 2008

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irradicate

A word that retards that can't spell eradicate use

It's eradicate, not irradicate, you fucking libtard.

irradicate by Bullhunkie October 10, 2021

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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