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An older, confrontational woman who immediately has to establish herself as the alpha in any group setting. She can do this easily by asking inappropriate questions about her offspring's' sexual histories. This woman will seek alpha status by cornering all males in her immediate vicinity with her inane questions and strikingly annoying mannerisms.
Dude #1: Damnit man, that old cunt has me cornered with her stupidity. Can't I just have a drink in peace.
Dude #2: Not a chance, she's a fucking grade A Ironbox.
by Phatty99 June 07, 2006
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Jan 18 Word of the Day
1. Blue Monday is the most depressing day of the year, calculated by Dr. Cliff Arnall, a researcher at the University of Cardiff's Center for Lifelong Learning.
Factors used to calculate the date included weather conditions, debt level, time since Christmas, time since failing our New Year's resolutions, low motivation and feeling the need to take action.

In 2005 the date was calculated as January 24th, in 2006 it was January 23rd, and in 2007 it was January 22nd.

2. A song by the hard rock band Orgy from their album Candy Ass.
1. Guy: "Aw man, I feel like absolute shit today."
Friend: "Yeah, same here. I hate Blue Monday."

2. "I wish I could sing Blue Monday to my ex-girlfriend, she's such a bitch."
by L_Roku August 31, 2007
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A girl who will not (for whatever reason) put out.
Person 1: "Damn, I've been dating (Insert name) for three months and I still haven't gotten her into bed."
Person 2: "Ah, she's an iron box."
by *ABCD* May 16, 2010
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