An older, confrontational woman who immediately has to establish herself as the alpha in any group setting. She can do this easily by asking inappropriate questions about her offspring's' sexual histories. This woman will seek alpha status by cornering all males in her immediate vicinity with her inane questions and strikingly annoying mannerisms.

1. Blue Monday is the most depressing day of the year, calculated by Dr. Cliff Arnall, a researcher at the University of Cardiff's Center for Lifelong Learning.
Factors used to calculate the date included weather conditions, debt level, time since Christmas, time since failing our New Year's resolutions, low motivation and feeling the need to take action.

In 2005 the date was calculated as January 24th, in 2006 it was January 23rd, and in 2007 it was January 22nd.

2. A song by the hard rock band Orgy from their album Candy Ass.

A girl who will not (for whatever reason) put out.