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Irlai is very cool. He loves David dobrik and his bestfriend. He may be gay for him but is afraid to say anything because his little heart would burst. He loves shoes and music. He also likes blue face like a big stoopid head. He talks about boners 24/7. He’s Mexican (most likely) kinda short but a good friend. He likes making tik toks. He has a very aggressive kicking problem and threatens to jump you all the time be ware he is a wild person. He has big ears that can fold.
You really are an Irlai
irlai by Chad69420 January 8, 2019
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Ilaina is very open and will talk to anyone about anything. She can make almost anybody laugh. Her smile is gorgeous and her facial expressions can explain how she feels. She is very intelligent and jaw-dropping. She can clean up nicely if she wants to and can make you fall in love with her.
"I'm not surprised her name is Ilaina!"
Ilaina by Jwiciksneigna June 1, 2017
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irlai • Ilai • ilaisa • Irais • irlam • Iraide • iraitz • irlnine • IGLAI • Ilaijia

Irlam and Cadishead academy

ICA is a shit school full of shit teachers. Everyone hates that fucking place and the head teachers an alcoholic
Fuck that I’m never going back to irlam and cadishead academy
The coolest most smartest funniest xx chromosome to have ever stepped foot on the face of Earth. She is a bit strange but you know you like it. She is always right, always. Girl you wish you were.
Marco: "Hey, I got myself an Irlanda!"

Jane: "Irlanda is so cool!"
Irlanda by CrackerKnacker August 17, 2011
The most beautiful and smart person in the world.
OMG there is Irais, shes beautiful.
Irais by poloasdasdasd July 3, 2009
Ilaila is an absolutely amazing girl with long hair freckles on her face she can be an amazing best friend she can also have a sister she is the most amazing person ever and is extremely strong but don't piss her off or else...
Patrick: oh hey ilaila what's that on your shirt?
(Ilaila looks at her shirt Patrick flicks her in the nose)
Ilaila: oh Patrick you shouldn't have done that
Patrick: why?
(Ilaila chases Patrick with a stick and hits him in the head and he falls to the ground)
Ilaila: that's why
(walks away with a smile)
One of the funniest people to be around. An Ilaida will always say the weirdest things but always laugh at themselves. They can be very temperamental and if you catch her at the wrong time she could break you apart. Ilaida’s tend to be crazy and love anything as weird as her. No matter what happens she decides to be a nerd in the best of ways. Every guy wishes they could be with an Ilaida but she is very overprotective of herself and is very self conscious so she won’t open up to easily. That is what makes guys attracted to her is her secretive aura. An Ilaida will never fail to put a smile on your face.
Wow that Ilaida is super intriguing

I wonder what that Ilaida is thinking?
I wish I had an Ilaida to make me laugh
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