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instaskills 

If you're called an "instaskills," this can mean one of two things:

1. Someone who looks like KND #2 and thinks he can rap. These users tend to act all self righteous but fails on simple IQ exams. They tend to live in their basements and waste hours away of their life in games, like Roblox or Club Penguin. Don't not come into contact with these

2. A person who is good. Professional gamer that'll make players like Stewie2k, Ninja, Summit1G, and m_jor look like chumps. They are African American, roots for the Patriots, thinks Soccer is a bad sport, and have around a 2.9-3.3gpa in grade schooling. These are your preps too, so don't forget that. Come into contact with care.

Sadly, while being called an instaskills, it's more likely the ladder.
instaskills says he isn't a simp, but we all know the truth...
instaskills by kidxd April 24, 2019
Urban Dictionary Merch

instakill 

-verb

1. In video games, to kill an opponent in a single shot or blow, regardless of health or defense. Most commonly, this refers to the player killing an opponent with this method or vice versa, but may also occur due to a passive hazard the player comes in contact with.

-noun

1. A form of attack that instakills an opponent. Also referred to as an "instakill attack" or "instakill move."

2. A death caused by an instakill attack.

-adjective

1. An object or attack that has the ability to instakill.
-verb

1. The lava on Super Mario 3 instakills you if you so much as touch it.

-noun

1. It's impossible to beat that endboss without cheating because every attack he does is an instakill!

2. If you can shoot someone in the head with that sniper rifle, it's an instakill.

-adjective

1. The Golden Gun might have only one shot, but it fires instakill bullets.
instakill by reese456 May 6, 2010

instakill 

when your in fortnite listening to mo bamba in 10 hour repeat and you hit the default and get the kill
i hit the 8ball in !! that’s an instakill
instakill by fortniteinstakiller101 November 29, 2018

instakill 

A power up drop in call of duty zombies that allows you to instantly kill any zombie for 30 seconds.
Me: Yo guys there's an instakill over there, we need that right now. hopefully I don't die trying to get it.
instakill by charon I March 9, 2019
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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