Some luscious examples of innuendo-
Q: "What's brown, oval, hairy, delicious, and contains a thin, whitish liquid? It begins with 'c' and ends with 't'."
A: "Cocoanut"
Q: "What does a cow have that a woman has only two of?"
A: "Legs"
Q: "What does a
man do standing up, a woman do sitting down, and a dog do on three legs?"
A: "Shake hands"
Q: "This thing is
long, thin, has a collection of bristles on one end, is enjoyed by both sexes, and is inserted into a warm,
wet orface. When it's removed, the cavity that it was placed into is filled with a
thick, white liquid. What is it?"
A: "Your toothbrush"
"I'm a pianist. I love to play with my organ, too."
"The meeting just started. Are you coming?"
"I have to pick up prescriptions for the
kids. I need MYCOXAFLOPPIN, MYDIXADRUPIN, DIXAFIX, and IBEPOKIN."
-"What type of whale was Moby Dick?"
-"Um... a semen whale"
-"... (snickering)"
-"
Don't you mean sperm whale?"
"What I hate about cleaning (replace the word 'cleaning' with the word 'sex') is that I'm
never sure where to put it. I have to find a place where it looks nice. And I also have to get down on my knees and
go where it smells bad."
"'Pet My
Pussy Barbie' comes with her
cat and everything you see here."
And so the town cheered as the girl stuck the oil drill into the crevice.
