increjealous
The act of being outraged with an artificial sense of righteous indignation at actions taken by someone that, given the access and opportunity, most people would do themselves.
Ryan: Did you hear that our company bought a house in Beverly Hills and is referring to it as a brand heritage center, expressly so they can host parties with the Hollywood Elite?
Liam: Yeah. It makes me sick. Our Brand VP wants to dip his wick into the Hollywood inkwell, so he has found a way to get the company to pay for all of the booze that it takes him to get Elisabeth Moss and Michelle Dockery into the sack.
Ryan: Yeah, but wouldn't you do the same thing were you in his position?
Liam: I guess so, I am just increjealous.
Liam: Yeah. It makes me sick. Our Brand VP wants to dip his wick into the Hollywood inkwell, so he has found a way to get the company to pay for all of the booze that it takes him to get Elisabeth Moss and Michelle Dockery into the sack.
Ryan: Yeah, but wouldn't you do the same thing were you in his position?
Liam: I guess so, I am just increjealous.
increjealous by Bad Cyclist October 2, 2013
