In love with trains

Someone who needs help...now!

Train-lover: Im in love with trains <3
Random guy: Get a life

by Bratislopm January 19, 2013

Love Train

A big circle of lights made by the president using a blue rabbit man and the corpse of Jesus Christ that makes the person inside really damn lucky.

Johnny Joestar: no you can't hoard the corpse all for yourself
Funny Valentine: haha love train go brrrrr

by DioSama69 September 09, 2020

period i love the train

not much to say but i love the train 🚂

S: Let’s take a train to Times Square

M: period i love the train🤪🤍🚂!!!

by ILoveDaTrain February 14, 2022

love train

A large group of people having sex in a line. Very modern.

Me: "Hey who's up for a love train?"
You: "I know I am!"
Everyone else: "ME TOO!"

by Lovely Lauren August 12, 2004

love train

A line of latvian meer cats linking tails whilst having sex, thus resproducing at a world record breaking rate. Usually to the tune of 'Holidays are coming'.

Fo' Shizzle my < love train > nizzle

by Tomás March 27, 2003

Love Train Selfie

An unnecessary selfie that one takes to show that they're "paying it forward" while still getting the glory from their friends

I was doing a philanthropic event but I wanted the whole world to know how awesome I was so I posted a love train selfie

self centered
pay it backward
poser

by That other old guy June 08, 2016