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after drinking alot of beer with the northern mailman from Suds the body wasn't working as good as normal and I got a really funny text.... one slipped like it does happen once in a person's life, but no one talks about it! So I had to text back Ilshism
ilshism by Original Horshack October 1, 2010
Words you can keep

ilshitmpatr 

l laughed so hard i threw my phone across the room
Bro this video is so funny ilshitmpatr
ilshitmpatr by dbs3272globeabb October 27, 2022

ilshidmtamsfo 

I laughed so hard i dropped my taco and my sombrero fell off!
Trevor; Dude my mom died today
Me; ilshidmtamsfo
"I read the message that you sent me, ilshis"
ILSHIS by biblecore January 19, 2023
ILSMISM is an internet accronmym for I Laughed So Much I Shit Myself. It has not achieved widespread usage, although is popular with members of Oxford Univeristy.
Schizoceri says:
Last month an American Airlines pilot arrested after apparently arriving for duty drunk was found not guilty after telling a jury he had consumed a third of a bottle of whisky in his sleep.
Schizoceri says:
wtf?!?!?
God Hates Figs says:
ilsmism
ILSMISM by godhatesfigs December 24, 2008
A sensational story that is absolutely true. When a story you have been told is the greatest story you have ever heard. Named after a great New York socialite Ismael, he is now lost to the west coast and can never be heard from again because his stories were to glorious for mere mortals.
Jack told me an ishism that made me laugh so hard I almost wet myself!
The greatest ishism ever told.
It's better than fact, it's ishism.
Ishism by The Hearer of NEWS October 4, 2008

IJLSHISMDO 

Acronym for I Just Laughed So Hard I Spit My Drink Out
A substitute for the common and cliched "lol" or "lmao"
Bill: OMG, did you see Kyle'snew scarf? IJLSHISMDO.
Bob: Oh yeah, it was funny.
IJLSHISMDO by pseudonym34 May 11, 2009
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B)
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A)
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B)
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