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ilshitmpatr 

l laughed so hard i threw my phone across the room
Bro this video is so funny ilshitmpatr
ilshitmpatr by dbs3272globeabb October 27, 2022

ilshidmtamsfo 

I laughed so hard i dropped my taco and my sombrero fell off!
Trevor; Dude my mom died today
Me; ilshidmtamsfo
"I read the message that you sent me, ilshis"
ILSHIS by biblecore January 19, 2023
ILSMISM is an internet accronmym for I Laughed So Much I Shit Myself. It has not achieved widespread usage, although is popular with members of Oxford Univeristy.
Schizoceri says:
Last month an American Airlines pilot arrested after apparently arriving for duty drunk was found not guilty after telling a jury he had consumed a third of a bottle of whisky in his sleep.
Schizoceri says:
wtf?!?!?
God Hates Figs says:
ilsmism
ILSMISM by godhatesfigs December 24, 2008
A sensational story that is absolutely true. When a story you have been told is the greatest story you have ever heard. Named after a great New York socialite Ismael, he is now lost to the west coast and can never be heard from again because his stories were to glorious for mere mortals.
Jack told me an ishism that made me laugh so hard I almost wet myself!
The greatest ishism ever told.
It's better than fact, it's ishism.
Ishism by The Hearer of NEWS October 4, 2008

IJLSHISMDO 

Acronym for I Just Laughed So Hard I Spit My Drink Out
A substitute for the common and cliched "lol" or "lmao"
Bill: OMG, did you see Kyle'snew scarf? IJLSHISMDO.
Bob: Oh yeah, it was funny.
IJLSHISMDO by pseudonym34 May 11, 2009
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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