a common diagnosis given by a trained medical professional when there is nothing wrong with his patient
patient: "Yo doc, my knee hurts like whoa"
doctor:"Hmm...looks like Iliotibial Band Friction. Have a lollipop."
doctor:"Hmm...looks like Iliotibial Band Friction. Have a lollipop."
by The Knee Doctor May 25, 2011
1. (n) The resident classical/funk mashup group, specializing in huffling and buffling, at King Aesop's Castle on Planet Dillworth. All member's of Iliotibial band are in fact Iliotibials themselves, which in addition to being indigenous African elves trained in the fine art of fishing amazing shrimp, they are also completely made up.
SS: I have an extra ticket to see the Iliotibial Band play tonight if you are interested?
Ike: I heard the Easter Bunny is opening for them.
SS: Nope, he's out kicking ass right now.
Ike: Oh, that's pretty unexplainable, I'm out.
SS: K.
Ike: I heard the Easter Bunny is opening for them.
SS: Nope, he's out kicking ass right now.
Ike: Oh, that's pretty unexplainable, I'm out.
SS: K.
by Dr. Smittens February 25, 2009