I Just Crapped A Pineapple
president reagen just won a vote he didnt think he was going to get and was stressed before and now releaved so said to his assistant "i feel like i just crapped a pineapple" his assistant preceeded to tell the press "all the president said was thank god" it has been joked about on shows like wait wait dont tell me on npr.
president reagen just won a vote he didnt think he was going to get and was stressed before and now releaved so said to his assistant "i feel like i just crapped a pineapple" his assistant preceeded to tell the press "all the president said was thank god" it has been joked about on shows like wait wait dont tell me on npr.
EXAMPLE #1(literal)
ellis: oh man you guys ijcap
julia:are you kidding me?
sofia:she isnt kidding....i had to get out the plunger
ellis:he...he...he *scary face*
EXAMPLE #2(figurative)
ellis: oh god...IJCAP
julia:why ellis...why??
sofia: omg julia did you not just see? dhananjai just looked at her!!
ellis: oh god dhananjai is one hott damn
julia:oh man tell me about it...ellis you lucky son of a bitch
sofia: are you kidding me? gus is the only one i ever need...IJCAP
ellis: oh man you guys ijcap
julia:are you kidding me?
sofia:she isnt kidding....i had to get out the plunger
ellis:he...he...he *scary face*
EXAMPLE #2(figurative)
ellis: oh god...IJCAP
julia:why ellis...why??
sofia: omg julia did you not just see? dhananjai just looked at her!!
ellis: oh god dhananjai is one hott damn
julia:oh man tell me about it...ellis you lucky son of a bitch
sofia: are you kidding me? gus is the only one i ever need...IJCAP
by bucky-o-pal December 24, 2008
Get the ijcap mug.The act of singing with your ipod in and turned up so that only you, the singer, has the benefit of the original musical score to cover your own voice.
Those in the vicinity of the singer are usually, though not always, subjected to a horribly distorted version of the song, wherein the lyrics are mixed up and/or slurred together, the tune is wrong, and the singer is off key.
Those in the vicinity of the singer are usually, though not always, subjected to a horribly distorted version of the song, wherein the lyrics are mixed up and/or slurred together, the tune is wrong, and the singer is off key.
Jane: (Singing noisily and off-key) G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S, we’re flying so fast, up in the sky, pop and champagne, living my life in a fast plane, I can’t change, cause I’m glamorous. I’m so foxy, foxy!
Caitlin: What the hell are you singing?
Susan: She has her ipod in. She’s singing icapella.
Caitlin: What the hell are you singing?
Susan: She has her ipod in. She’s singing icapella.
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Get the icapella mug.When you are taking a shit so excruciatingly painful, you are unable to leave the toilet for anything due to the sheer intensity of the dump.
His house was on fire and he had time to escape. However, he was taking an incapacitating dump and burned to death on the crapper.
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The state of being at which one is no longer able to comprehend or explain their surroundings. This happens when someonody is too stoned or high to function, usuallly after hitting a nice water pipe.
The state of being at which one is no longer able to comprehend or explain their surroundings. This happens when someonody is too stoned or high to function, usuallly after hitting a nice water pipe.
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Get the incap mug.when one is so overcome by giggling that they are unable to perform any other actions. commonly affects ditsy girls.
Bill: "why can't sarah just answer my question?"
Sarah: *giggles and kneels over*
Josh: "dont worry about her, she is suffering from giggle incapacitation"
Sarah: *giggles and kneels over*
Josh: "dont worry about her, she is suffering from giggle incapacitation"
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A womens head was decapitated in a severe automobile accident. Later, in the hospital, skilled surgeons incapitated her head. She later fully recovered and is now a productive citizen of France and a mother of five.
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