A decision or series of decisions and events that are so absurd that at least one party involved must suffer from some form of mental disability because only someone who is incapable of using fundamental logic or any rational thought would be that moronic.
James: "Yo John, Melissa just broke up with me."
John: "What, why? Wasn't yesterday her birthday?"
James: "A month ago she asked me what I got her for her birthday and I didn't really want to ruin it for her but she kept convincing me to tell her so I did, yesterday she got really upset when she opened her gift."
John: "So she persuaded you to ruin the surprise and then dumped you because you told her the truth?"
James: "Yea."
John: "That's some real ignoholic dipshittery right there."
John: "What, why? Wasn't yesterday her birthday?"
James: "A month ago she asked me what I got her for her birthday and I didn't really want to ruin it for her but she kept convincing me to tell her so I did, yesterday she got really upset when she opened her gift."
John: "So she persuaded you to ruin the surprise and then dumped you because you told her the truth?"
James: "Yea."
John: "That's some real ignoholic dipshittery right there."
by Pyrometheus September 2, 2016