Ice Rod Therapy is the act of inserting a long (usually smooth in most cases although if you're adventurous go for something a bit more coarse) instrument that is bellow 5 degrees Celsius (41 degrees in Fahrenheit { the primitive measurement unit}) in a male's anus or urethra, the latter being what it's most known for .
On a cold winter morning Joe woke up with a rock-hard cock and wished for relief from this strain. When Joe looked out the window Joe saw a row of icicles just ripe to be picked. Joe grabbed the largest, girthiest icicle I
he could find and the thinnest one out of the row. Joe then aggressively ruptured his anus's walls with the long girthy smooth icicle and made his penis inflate from the cold that it was subjected to. He felt dirty but alas he completed his yearly Ice Rod Therapy.
by Sanviento April 3, 2020
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