iJibb

The nonsense that appears on your friends mobile phone screen when you mash those tiny touchscreen letters accidently. There is a 30% chance a text you send me from your iPhone will have an error caused purely by your fingers failing to secure the correct letter. iJibberish can cause ditress to those affected. YOUR SENTENCES DON'T MAKE SENSE DUMBASS!

"Please mash the keypad with your palm".

You (Nokia) : "How are you today, my iPhone-loving friend?"

Your stupid (or well hand-endowed) friend: "I'n famtastic, how thr fuvk are yok? See, I'm cleaty unaffexted by this 'iJibb' you keep accusing me of".

iJibb by Jessy Rex January 31, 2010

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Infinity buddies

You are my iibb

iibb by Potato girl13 May 2, 2018

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iJibb • iibb • Ijiba • ijibuki

Ijiba

Goodness and peace

I love names like ijiba

Ijiba by Daviva June 8, 2021

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ijibuki

Very cool mutual of mine but They like Korekiyo too much

Ex: Ijibuki love Korekiyo

ijibuki by Korekiyo'sb1tch June 13, 2021

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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