I believe you have my stapler

Quoted from Milton Waddams in Office Space.

Now seen (and parodied heavily) by the site that gave you You're The Man Now Dog

I believe you have my stapler?

I believe you have my stapler by Mister Ignorant June 18, 2004

I believe in Sherlock 

A phrase from the BBC series "Sherlock" explaining that Sherlock Holmes is innocent and not a fraud.

Person 1: "I heard Moriarty is a fake!"
Person 2: "No man, I believe in Sherlock!"

I believe in Sherlock by -SH and JW February 10, 2012

I believe you have my stapler

The most famous line from the 1999 hit "Office Space" starring Ron Livingston and directed by Mike Judge. Milton Waddams utters the phrase right after Bill Lumbergh takes his stapler from his desk. The phrase has become a hit amongst internet pop culture.

I believe you have my stapler

I believe you have my stapler by Yeggi June 1, 2006

I believe in Science 

The religious saying of someone who worships the Lord anyone who proclaims to be a "Scientist" and follows the religion of Science accepting all its dogmas without questions.

The people who put Radium (Ra) in their underwear when Science told them it was healthy.

I’m going to stop farting to stop climate change, I believe in Science

I believe in Science, you also should listen to Bill Gates

I'm getting vaccinated because I believe in Science

I believe in Science by J B10 May 15, 2021

I believe teh Science 

A phrase commonly uttered by those who can't even do algebra.

I believe teh Science is real, the solution to x^2 + 1 = 0 is real, water is real, Fauci = love, Science = love, so Fauci = Science, therefore questioning Fauci makes you an anti-science bigot. Tl;dr I am better than u.

I believe teh Science by bobbymcprescott August 9, 2021

I believe that the hot dogs go on

A commonly misheard lyric in Celene Dion's "My Heart Will Go On". It is confused with the actual lyric of " I believe that the heart does go on"

Me: Near, far, wherever you are. I believe that the hot dogs go on.
Friend: No, it's I believe that the heart does go on!!!

I believe that the hot dogs go on by Hennas February 11, 2017

Why do I believe that? 

Interjection. Use it to demonstrate complete understanding, acceptance, and, at some level, disregard for a piece of information because it is considered a given.

Person 1: I'm high.
Person 2: Why do I believe that?

Why do I believe that? by Migaspin March 2, 2021