i don't fuck around 

Usually used in situations where fucking around is not permitted. Hardcore "non-fuckers" will often let people know of their "fucking" status by constantly letting them know by saying "Yo, I'm not fucking around here." They might even apply it to specific examples such as, "I was most definitely not fucking around on that test." People who do fuck around are often looked down upon, unless they can justify the act of fucking around that they were doing, are doing, or are planning to do. A few examples of the justification of fucking around are: if it is the first day of a month (especially if that day is a friday), if it's raining on Boston on the day the fucking around is occurring, if physical education is taking place on that day. Justifications must be completely outlandish, but they also must be said with a completely serious face or else you will have been caught fucking around and further ridiculed for doing so.

Yo Bazin, how'd you do in that game yesterday?

I scored like four goals. I don't fuck around man.

i don't fuck around by bizzle isn't fucking around May 4, 2009

ratchet ass hoe i don't fuck around. 

A line from a ghetto rap song; I ain't messing around, bitch

Black Chick: Ratchet ass hoe I don't fuck around. If you fuck with my man I'll burn your house down. *Holds up blow torch*

ratchet ass hoe i don't fuck around. by Frocoochie Q. Lottaweave June 8, 2014

Thank you. Fan.Happy Birthday. I dont give a fuck. do You. Now say you enjoyed it. YOU GONNA TAKE IT LIKE IT. YOU KNOW HOW WE DO AROUND HERE. 

NOW SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY SAY THANK YOU

Thank you. Fan.Happy Birthday. I dont give a fuck. do You. Now say you enjoyed it. YOU GONNA TAKE IT LIKE IT. YOU KNOW HOW WE DO AROUND HERE. Say Happy Birthday. I dont give a fuck. do You. Now say you enjoyed it. YOU GONNA TAKE IT LIKE IT. YOU KNOW HOW WE DO AROUND HERE

said Andre Taylor and Tracee Ross and Tyler Perry. and Oprah Winfrey and Beyonce and group odd strangers say to you and they tell you day THANK YOU and say I DONT GIVE A FUCK now say DO YOU!
After a period of time of Your bill payments stile

Payments lost car house jeep. Reak doen because you not realize vandalised robbed hacked A group of people your gender have been being being harassing bullying force friending obnoxious trying friend you give you spiked food drinks stalk follow you eventually rape straight you.you dont know where you woke up at or did.then group same
sex rape you.THEY DAY NOW SAY YOU ENJOYED IT.rainbow gang stalked you
You say you raped me.
They say so we signed you up to same sex trafficking to WELCOME TO PCH our world mission.tell police we wont stop until your voice eye color change ...wait...they did.ON TO THE NEXT!!!Thank you. Happy Birthday. I dont give a fuck. do You. Now say you enjoyed it.FAN.victim.
Thank you. Fan.Happy Birthday. I dont give a fuck. do You. Now say you enjoyed it. YOU GONNA TAKE IT LIKE IT. YOU KNOW HOW WE DO AROUND HERE.

Happy birthday is the opposite Spirit of becoming a Christian but it's a new creation in rainbow .
Happy birthday is what they say after they rape you with same-sex and then they tell you to say now say you liked it and say thank you. Now we gave you a COMMUNITY ELECTRONIC TV RADIO NEWS world wide HARDheart Specisl induction say Thank you. Happy Birthday. I dont give a fuck. Do what we say Now say you do and you doing you Do You. You gonna take it and like it. You free Now say you enjoyed it. YDO NOT TELL ON COMMUNITY HOW WE RO THINGS ARPUND HERE. Say It # say Thank you. Fan.Happy Birthday. I dont give a fuck. do You. Now say you enjoyed it. YOU GONNA TAKE IT LIKE IT. YOU KNOW HOW WE DO AROUND HERE.

Thank you. Fan.Happy Birthday. I dont give a fuck. do You. Now say you enjoyed it. YOU GONNA TAKE IT LIKE IT. YOU KNOW HOW WE DO AROUND HERE. by Angel Peaches March 14, 2022