I can't be fucked

to tired or low energy to do something (Can't be fucked)
Friend 1: did you do the homework
Friend 2: No really I can't be fucked
by Modded Gaming March 31, 2017
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"I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE IT ANYMORE, IT'S ALL SUS"
by the when the February 28, 2021
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I can't fucking breathe

Something that somebody says when somebody posts an unfunny GIF on twitter, when their face hasn't changed at all.
Person 1: posts GIF
Person 2: OMG I can't fucking breathe!
Also Person 2: :|
by i am going to go commit oxygen October 12, 2019
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