1. Blue Monday is the most depressing day of the year, calculated by Dr. Cliff Arnall, a researcher at the University of Cardiff's Center for Lifelong Learning.
Factors used to calculate the date included weather conditions, debt level, time since Christmas, time since failing our New Year's resolutions, low motivation and feeling the need to take action.
In 2005 the date was calculated as January 24th, in 2006 it was January 23rd, and in 2007 it was January 22nd.
2. A song by the hard rock band Orgy from their album Candy Ass.
Factors used to calculate the date included weather conditions, debt level, time since Christmas, time since failing our New Year's resolutions, low motivation and feeling the need to take action.
In 2005 the date was calculated as January 24th, in 2006 it was January 23rd, and in 2007 it was January 22nd.
2. A song by the hard rock band Orgy from their album Candy Ass.
1. Guy: "Aw man, I feel like absolute shit today."
Friend: "Yeah, same here. I hate Blue Monday."
2. "I wish I could sing Blue Monday to my ex-girlfriend, she's such a bitch."
Friend: "Yeah, same here. I hate Blue Monday."
2. "I wish I could sing Blue Monday to my ex-girlfriend, she's such a bitch."
by L_Roku August 31, 2007
a common phrase you use to express the fact that you aren't a bitch, pussy, wuss, etc... Commonly used when you want to want to do something you normally wouldn't do on a limb.
guy 1: there's no way in hell im going outside
guy 2: fuck it i ain't no bitch
*goes outside and suffers in the cold, but fuck it at least he ain't a bitch*
guy 2: fuck it i ain't no bitch
*goes outside and suffers in the cold, but fuck it at least he ain't a bitch*
by DickTwingler69 December 03, 2018
Utterly useless, insult used in a fight.
Joseph Tinnelly used it to argue with Gordon Ramsay in The Hell's Kitchen
Joseph Tinnelly used it to argue with Gordon Ramsay in The Hell's Kitchen
Gordon Ramsay: "unbelievable one simple request who and, why and you make a big song and dance"
Joseph Tinnelly: "I ain't no fucking bitch, Chef. I don't give a fuck! I ain't no bitch!"
Joseph Tinnelly: "I ain't no fucking bitch, Chef. I don't give a fuck! I ain't no bitch!"
by bobbysmiles January 12, 2021
Jan 19 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose