hyudini

When you are hittin it from the back and then you are bout to bust a nut you pull out and spit on her back then she turns around and you let her have it all in her face then call it a day!!!!

"Hey honey can i try this new trick the boys tought me? " "sure what is it?" "Umm i cant tell you. it's a surprise!"( LATER THAT NIGHT) "What the hell was that shit!?!?" " I call it the hyudini!!!!!"

hyudini by Thoams the train June 14, 2009

Houdini Torpedo 

A Houdini Torpedo is when you drop a Deuce in the toilet bowl and the trajectory and velocity of the fecal matter leaving ones anus causes the elongated mass of shit to disappear out the drain pipe without leaving any evidence of its existence in the bowl.

Honey, you won't believe what just happened, I took a crap and after wiping my shit stained ass , I placed the used toilet paper in the bowl only to realize I produced a Houdini Torpedo, it was like majic , my shit had completely disappeared ! I

Houdini Torpedo by TheJetPilot October 25, 2016

Houdini poop 

When you take a large poop but when you look at the toilet it is not there.

Guy: "shit man I took a dump but when I looked it was gone!"
Guy 2: "looks like you had a houdini poop."

Houdini poop by Faceplant307 December 21, 2015

self houdini 

A guy lays on a slight decline and masterbates. Just when he's about to cum he closes his eyes and spits straight up I the air and then has to guess what hit his face.

"What's on your face? "
"I'm not sure."
"How are you not sure? Did you self Houdini?"

self houdini by Bulk Hogan December 21, 2017

Ghost of Houdini 

When a man is lying in bed on his back and he gets a hard-on, it rises beneath the sheets appearing as a ghostly figure in the morning light. True to the spirit of Houdini, the ghostly erection is likely to disappear soon after it arrives, possibly into the woman beside him.

Jane: Baby, look at the sheet near your crotch!
Kevin: Shh, baby. It's the ghost of Houdini.
Jane: Really? Is he friendly?
Kevin: Oh yeah. I think he wants a kiss.
Jane: Okay.

Ghost of Houdini by theinstigator September 22, 2016

Purple Houdini 

The bruising that occurs when an over ambitious vagina technician gets a little too close to the vaginal lips during a Brazilian wax job.

Michele's attempt to spice up her love life went from high to low when she realized her personal waxer at the Pretty Kitty Boutique left her with a Purple Houdini instead of a nice, smooth snatch.

Purple Houdini by RBAK July 5, 2016

Double Hudini Smash 

When in the act of having anal sex with your partner, you say you have to pull out for a second (to put on another condom or some other reason) then your friend switches in and starts having anal sex with her while you sneek around outside and wave at her through a window. then when she turns to look who is having sex with her your friend punches her in the face and at the same time you punch through the window.

Dude, she was so freaked out when me and my friend Double Hudini smashed her!

Double Hudini Smash by The Majician August 10, 2010