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hyproshit 

When pieces of shit people (POS) like to judge other pieces of shit.
Example : When a POS' always has an opinion and some remark on how so and so is such a POS or how bad it is of what that person is doing,... but then..... hey there they are doing the same exact god damn thing,... but that's ok, right....because it's them....
His mother is such a hyproshit.
hyproshit by realz411 October 28, 2014
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Hycoshit 

A sexual category in which a hyena has sex with a man, and then proceeds to bite off the mans penis, eat it, then shit it out on the man.
"I should really stop partaking in hycoshit"
Anonymous

"Mmmm this is good hycoshit"
Anonymous
Hycoshit by Hycoshit Avenger August 2, 2010

Hyprocrite 

Someone who blatantly talks badly about people, but once something bad happens, they act as though they were the best of friends when people are around.
Marissa always spoke badly about Jessica, until Jessica got sick. Marissa is such a hyprocrite for acting like she liked her. Marissa is an attention whore who is as fake as fake can be.
Hyprocrite by Barelyorange March 6, 2011

hyposhit 

The public outrage manufactured by those who want to cover their own dirty tracks by accusing others.
" 'Stop hounding politicians for cheating public funds -- they're only human; respect their privacy' -- What hyposhit !"

"Journalists, of all people, accusing politicians of fiddling their expenses ! How's that for hyposhit ?!"
hyposhit by mikroth May 24, 2009

Hiroshitma 

A shit(s) so remarkably large it feels like squeezing a football out your ass. And when aforementioned shit reaches the toilet, it douses your ass cheeks with cold toilet water

*Word also applies to steady streams of diarrhea that make your asshole feel like its up in flames
Bob: You might wanna get your toilet a therapist

Jim: Why?

Bob: I just scarred it for life with like 3 hiroshitmas
Hiroshitma by DukeyOfHazard January 7, 2010

Hypositomation 

a hypothesis that is estimated
Great scientists can't really count every living person on a great land mass; so they carry out the process of hypositomation to calculate the number of people living there using facts from the human population over the years up until now.
Hypositomation by samiliha January 26, 2009

hyperosity 

Degrees of how Hyper an individual is.
His hyperosity level is particularly high today.
hyperosity by st3ph3n September 22, 2007