Hypethermia 

The condition where extravagant and excessive promotion just leaves you cold and uninterested.

Her 15 minutes of fame is SO over, I get ill whenever I hear her name.

Girl, you may have hypethermia!

OR

Seriously, LeBron get over yourself otherwise you are going to cause an epidemic of hypethermia.

Hypethermia by Tiffwit July 9, 2010

hypothermatic 

not a real word i made it up
someone who is sensitive to mild temperatures

“yo it’s so hot turn on the ac”

“my guy it’s 76 in here are you hypothermatic”

hypothermatic by mewbub January 19, 2023

Hypothermicide 

Causing the loss of life by removal of body heat.

He committed hypothermicide when he dropped her in the freezing river and she froze.

Hypothermicide by thegardengnome April 21, 2010

hythermia 

When you get high of the fumes of your body freezing

I'm so cold I've got hythermia

hythermia by Fredrick j. Ingam October 25, 2017

hytothermia 

When your hands are willy willy cold

“This makes my hands willy willy cold, I tink I hab Hytothermia.”

hytothermia by James the bug man January 23, 2018

Hypothermia 

The feeling you get when you go outside in the winter, your jacka&% brother took all the shower water, or you ate ice cream to fast.

When they were floating down the canal, it felt as if they had hypothermia, (not to be confused with pneumonia, as a woman by the side of the canal explained).

Hypothermia by Clara-Imogen November 2, 2019

phone hypothermia 

when you use your phone while it charges and it loses battery faster than it charges and it eventually dies

stevie wonder: goddamn it, my phone contracted phone hypothermia

jebron lames: has it died?

stevie wonder: yeppy smeppy

phone hypothermia by JLames_06 June 17, 2018