humblefloob 

A humblefloob is when someone is being very humble about something saggy, or "flooby."

Girl- Why are your balls so saggy?!
Boy- Is there something wrong with that?
Girl- What, are you saying you like that?
Boy- I don't really care.
Girl- Your being such a humblefloob!

humblefloob by Humblefloobian February 28, 2018

humberfloob 

A person who instantly fights back when they get infected with coronavirus and fires people who get him germaphobic.

Somebody: *touches a Humberfloob*
The Humberfloob: FIRED!

humberfloob by Firued March 24, 2020

Humberfloob 

A notoriously greedy neat freak. Need I say more?

Hank: Hey! Don't touch my money! It's sanitized!
Larry: Geez, Hank, don't be such a humberfloob.

Humberfloob by Mr. Wordington the Tenth October 13, 2018