human fridge 

that guy who always has food around

Dude, are you a human fridge? It's like you always have beef jerky around.

human fridge by Qul Broe July 17, 2016

Human fridge 

A unit of a human that causes exacerbation and distress to colleagues and other unfortunate humans of which it chooses to interact. Commonly referred to as a tank or big old slut, the human fridge is one of which should be avoided at all costs. Nothing comes good of the human fridge.

I hate the human fridge

Human fridge by NewyIsMassiv March 14, 2017

human fidget spinner 

Humans having sex while moving.

Angelica "yo last night was crazy"
Eliza"yah we moved from one side of the house to the other"
Peggy"It was a human fidget spinner"

human fidget spinner by ProjectBlueBanana April 5, 2020