httpster

Derived from 'hipster' - a httpster is a certain strain of hipster who is one with the internet.

Hypertext Transport Protocol runs in their veins - mostly of the html5 variety, kept on constant supply via a smartphone.

It is essential that a httpster has a personal blog, a twitter feed to post snarky comments about web design and to have at least one vanity URL with their absolute preferred username.

Man 1 - Hey have you seen this cool site

Httpster - Are you serious? *So 2003*

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1 - Hey have you seen Leo has coffee, design & an ironic statement in his Twitter bio

2 - Such a httpster

httpster by mxmhrpr February 19, 2012

HTTPster

The term "Httpster" is cross-applied from the 1991s internet revolution. The modern Httpster is a composite of individuals with a certain marketing outlook and lifestyle. He or she rejects "mainstream" marketing conventions and embraces and contributes to independent minimalistic Web designs, complemented with clean code, and prides him/herself on this. The Adobe series including Photoshop, Dreamweaver, Illustrator is the Httpsters weapon of choice.

Skux Boy #1: Dude are you having any luck pulling any chicks in here?

Skux Boy #2: Nah... Ive never experienced this before, All the girls are chatting with that Httpster in his rolled up pant's and boat shoes. He's got alot of money..

Skux Boy #1: Maybe we should head back up to that bar on Kroad where you hooked up with that drunk b*tch from Family Bar last week?

Skux Boy #2: Yeah...I don't think we have what it takes to compete with these guys in here. These chicks won't even give us the time of the day!

HTTPster by @thykev January 10, 2012