hpagf

pronounced hipagif, a term used to describe a friends girl friend abbreviating to hot piece of ass girl friend.

guy 1: who are you texting dude?
guy 2: my girlfriend...
guy 1: you mean your hpagf.
guy 2: fuck you that's my girlfriend your talking about!

by levinetime December 29, 2010

hagfish dick

When a person sucks your penis for ages and it gets covered in lots of spit and dribble like a slimy hagfish

She sucked my dick for so long I got hagfish dick, I could slip it straight in her ass now

by Bigfatbozwithbigfatballbag October 28, 2018

hagfag

1. A gay male who mainly has heterosexual females as friends.
2. The opposite of faghag
3. A more polite way of calling your best friend a faggot, homosexual, gay

My Hagfag and me are going to go shopping.

by Daniel Contreras January 17, 2005

hagful

adj. Someone who is full of hag. one who has lots of hag in their personality. Very ugly. Having resemblance to an old wized way.

That lady over there is very hagful .

God...some nuns are just so hagful .

by haggggmastaaaa November 15, 2011

hagfish

Jawless sucking bottom feeder eats from inside ( japan fish )

Long beach hagfish ho 60 inch long skuttered on udd around wall she had ugly stick whauuup me.
I hang loose to redondo beach jump on waves. Mexicans don't eat hagfish....

by itichie_nocanpo July 5, 2006

Hagfishing

When someone creates a fake profile on a dating site that is deliberately repulsive and offensive for the purpose of demonstrating that people are awful and no bar is too low.

Sally was hagfishing on Match.com as a Neo-nazi single mother with eight kids and a meth addiction. She got 127 messages in 24 hours!

by SlimeEelResearcher February 5, 2019

Hagfish

A Fag Hag that drinks alot.

Cindy is a hagfish.

by Hagfish August 23, 2003