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house fee 

A fee paid for the privilege of entering a crack house (house or apartment whose residents have given over the space to allow people to gather to use crack and socialize, dealers may also be present or on call). The fee is commonly $10 or one dime bag of crack and entitles the payer to space to sit and smoke crack among other smokers, possibly also space to have sex if desired.
Street girl: What's up with you?
Man on street: Looking to smoke and fuck. You got a place we can go?
Street girl: Lisa's house pretty cool, we can chill there, you just gotta pay a house fee.
house fee by decl July 15, 2014
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horse feeler 

A girl that is under 18, dresses like a hooker, and only does men with big dicks.
girl: hay man, want to do it.

man: sure!

(both get in bed)

girl: hay, your dick is only 2.5 inches long, not 3.5!(girl walks out)

man: what a horse feeler!
horse feeler by horse haver April 29, 2010

horse feeding 

When someone is lying
Jim: yeah I can bench 315 for 10 reps

Michael: you’re horse feeding right now
horse feeding by jamalbigd May 4, 2024

feeding a horse 

the act of sticking your hand down the pants of a woman who is extremely horny.
"I had that girl so turned on that by the time I stuck my hand down her pants, it felt like I was feeding a horse."

feed the horse 

To indulge in fingering a lady. When describing the event to a friend it is impossible to do so without resistng the temptation to make a motion with ones hand as if one were feeding a horse a polo mint.
Did you get anywhere with that ho last night? Feed the horse?
Yeah! I fed the horse. (motions with hand)
feed the horse by Pozza November 2, 2006

feeding the horse 

to stimulate the females lady lips with the hand in a manner as if feeding a hungry horse.
'did you feed her horse last night'?
'yes it was very hungry'
feeding the horse by paul claydon December 12, 2003

Feeding Oats to a Horse

The act of rubbing a moist vagina with your hand which gives one the sensation that they are feeding oats to a horse (wet lips, whiskers, hand motions)
Dude, she was so into it, so hot and wet. It was like feeding oats to a horse.
Feeding Oats to a Horse by chillydip February 19, 2012
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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