hot waffler
The act of hocking a loogie into your partners upper leg/thigh area, then having said partner close their legs while inserting your penis into the gap and simulating sex.
hot waffler by tonytiger420 December 30, 2015
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Cleveland Hot Waffle
Cleveland Hot Waffle by beerman22 August 26, 2013
Hot Waffle
Hot Waffle by penisdemil0 May 5, 2009
hot waffle
Taking a dump on your girlfriends chest (a cleveland steamer) and immediatly smacking the poo pile with a tennis or badmitten raquet.
I'm glad Sally left her tennis raquet by the bed... I was able to turn a boring cleveland steamer into a hot waffle. It was great!
hot waffle by toregon January 5, 2011
cleveland hot waffle
the act of when a woman shits on a her partners chest then proceeds to hit it with a tennis racket thus making it look like a waffle
cleveland hot waffle by BMTH_1234 July 4, 2016
hot waffle stomp
hot waffle stomp by Shawnstarring January 21, 2016
Alabama hot waffle
The combination of the Alabama hot pocket, and waffle stomp. Where the male significant other defecates into the females vagina, and continuously presses it down, forcefully, with his foot.
“Oh my god my boy friend and I tried to do a Alabama hot waffle last night... we both showered for over an hour afterwards.”
Alabama hot waffle by Yeller teller January 8, 2021
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