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Cleveland Hot Waffle 

The act of shitting on a woman's chest and then smacking the pile of shit with a tennis racket.
The bitch got out of hand so I gave her a good 'ol Cleveland hot waffle to shut her up.
Cleveland Hot Waffle by beerman22 August 26, 2013

Hot Waffle 

You take some laxitives and shit on someones chest through a tennis racket.
Man, James passed out last night so I have him a Hot Waffle
Hot Waffle by penisdemil0 May 5, 2009

hot waffle 

Taking a dump on your girlfriends chest (a cleveland steamer) and immediatly smacking the poo pile with a tennis or badmitten raquet.
I'm glad Sally left her tennis raquet by the bed... I was able to turn a boring cleveland steamer into a hot waffle. It was great!
hot waffle by toregon January 5, 2011

cleveland hot waffle 

the act of when a woman shits on a her partners chest then proceeds to hit it with a tennis racket thus making it look like a waffle
Jessica totally gave me a cleveland hot waffle last night.

hot waffle stomp

When you shit in a shower and proceed to stomp it through the drain.
Had to shit and shower but was in a rush so I had to do the ol' hot waffle stomp.
hot waffle stomp by Shawnstarring January 21, 2016

Alabama hot waffle 

The combination of the Alabama hot pocket, and waffle stomp. Where the male significant other defecates into the females vagina, and continuously presses it down, forcefully, with his foot.
Oh my god my boy friend and I tried to do a Alabama hot waffle last night... we both showered for over an hour afterwards.”