Horse on me

An unorthodox method of asking someone to shit (take a dump) on you. Horse is substituted for Shit.

Hoszie: Suck me off
Dalla: HORSE ON MY CHEST

Willie: Eat my ass
Dalla: HORSE ON ME

by Dalla June 16, 2004

Fuck me and the horse I flew in on

Reference to the sacred love making of Cleopatra and the prince of Persia when they had a ceremonious sexual bonfire in which the Pegasus was born and learnt how to fly. Commonly used by the Gyllenhaal family when they are wondering why their youngest son Jake is tardy.

Mom... where's Jake?!?
well Maggie- remember he had improv class today?!
ugh... well fuck me and the horse I flew in on.
*in unison* that's are Jakey!!!

by thin dick little May 1, 2019

TRAP SO OLD, GOTTA RUN OUT THE HOUSE WHEN I PLAY MY MUSIC SO THE ROOF DONT FALL ON ME

TRAP SO OLD GOTTA RUN OUT THE HOUSE WHEN I PLAY MY MUSIC SO THE ROOF DONT FALL ON ME. Another majestic bar from LAZER DIM 700 I don't gotta explain nothing.

"TRAP SO OLD, GOTTA RUN OUT THE HOUSE WHEN I PLAY MY MUSIC SO THE ROOF DONT FALL ON ME. Niggas already bitin' nigga tryna clone nigga can't see the fire, they think it ain't on me".

by SOLØ June 5, 2024