hoph 

Hamster Owner / Pet Hamster. HOPH, or HO/PH, is a relationship in which one person is the caregiver or "Hamster Owner" and the other is Hamster. It is NOT a relationship between an actual Hamster Owner and Hamster or any minor. This is a type of BDSM relationship that may or may not involve sex, but often involves play with hamster-like things, such as stuffed in a Hamster Ball, Hamster wheel, and spankings. The PH part of the relationship is often called the "little."

"Mew, have I been a good hamster?"

"I miss my Owner so muc,h Mew !!!"

"I can't wait to see my little Hamster today!!!"

"Daddy's going to get you a spanking for being a bad hamster today."

"Oh yeah, my friend TIm, is also into HOPH."

hoph by MOD-sd-Kush December 9, 2018

hoPhone

A second cell phone owned by a scandalous, usually married man. Apparently, all people in the U.S. own 1.04 cell phones. hoPhone represents the .04%.

"Dude, why didn't you call her from your hoPhone? You are SO busted."

hoPhone by magsdesign November 30, 2011

Hophead 

A drug user or addict. Hophead is an umbrella term for users of everything from cocaine to marijuana (or 'tea' - which is a jazz era term, not one that originated with the Beats as is erroneously noted elsewhere @ the Urban Dictionary) to benzedrine (aka 'bennies'/amphetamine). The term sprang from the early jazz scene in 1920's/30's America.

Decades later, beer aficionados appropriated the term to refer to themselves (with a wry tip of the hat to it's original meaning).

Mezz Mezzrow, an early marijuana dealer, smoked his own product and was himself a hophead.

Hophead by Mike Compton October 5, 2007

hophoptoad 

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hophoptoad by susli May 5, 2021

Hophobia 

The unreasonable and irrational fear of "Hos'"
In other words, the fear of filthy,dirty,skanky women.

Man, Delaney sure is a ho, im afraid of her, i must have Hophobia.

Hophobia by dnizzlefoDRIZZLE September 12, 2011

hophead 

Early 1900s term for a cocaine addict. Used frequently in the 1935 drug propaganda film "Cocaine Fiends"

"I gotta have dope. I'm a hophead!"

hophead by AndyStro March 22, 2007

Hophy 

noun, pl. hophies

A trophy ho. Like a trophy wife, except she's a ho and you're not married.

Russ: That girl Alyssa is so fucking sexy.
Nick: Back off bro, she's mine.
Russ: No she's not, dude. You guys aren't married.
Nick: No but she's my hophy.
Alyssa: It's okay Nick we can have a threesome.

Hophy by Zrizt October 5, 2017