Large gold or gold plated hoop earrings worn by a female chavor chavette.
Usually large enough to be mistaken for a parrot perch, hooker hoops are sold in Argos etc and form part of the overall chav bling. They are often accompanied by heavy gold chains, rings on every finger and piercings on every fleshy body part.
Worn together, the overall impression is designed to make the wearer look as though they charge for sex*. The main difference is that the sheer size of these earrings means that they would be highly impractical for a genuine sex-worker to wear.
* Chav 'currency' being cheap alcohol, cigarettes, bling and car parts nicked from Halfords, rather than legal tender.
Usually large enough to be mistaken for a parrot perch, hooker hoops are sold in Argos etc and form part of the overall chav bling. They are often accompanied by heavy gold chains, rings on every finger and piercings on every fleshy body part.
Worn together, the overall impression is designed to make the wearer look as though they charge for sex*. The main difference is that the sheer size of these earrings means that they would be highly impractical for a genuine sex-worker to wear.
* Chav 'currency' being cheap alcohol, cigarettes, bling and car parts nicked from Halfords, rather than legal tender.
by Lady S August 15, 2007
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Usually worn by Hookers or any Females wanting to advertise they want to get fucked.
The shoes make a sound similar to the Hoofs of a Horse
Usually worn by Hookers or any Females wanting to advertise they want to get fucked.
The shoes make a sound similar to the Hoofs of a Horse
While sitting in my Upstairs Hotel Room I heard the sound of Hooker Hoofs walking down the hall.
I could not Resist Peeking out the curtains to see what the girl looked like.
I could not Resist Peeking out the curtains to see what the girl looked like.
by selvol August 10, 2014
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by brian hooper June 19, 2010
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Bro wanna take out the bmw tonight and go drinking
Only if we drink the drink de' hooper!
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