Skip to main content

hooker hoops

Large gold or gold plated hoop earrings worn by a female chavor chavette.

Usually large enough to be mistaken for a parrot perch, hooker hoops are sold in Argos etc and form part of the overall chav bling. They are often accompanied by heavy gold chains, rings on every finger and piercings on every fleshy body part.

Worn together, the overall impression is designed to make the wearer look as though they charge for sex*. The main difference is that the sheer size of these earrings means that they would be highly impractical for a genuine sex-worker to wear.

* Chav 'currency' being cheap alcohol, cigarettes, bling and car parts nicked from Halfords, rather than legal tender.
'Ere, Debz, they got them noo hooker hoops in Argos nah innit.
by Lady S August 15, 2007
mugGet the hooker hoops mug.

Hooker Hoofs

Any shoes with a heal over 2".
Usually worn by Hookers or any Females wanting to advertise they want to get fucked.

The shoes make a sound similar to the Hoofs of a Horse
While sitting in my Upstairs Hotel Room I heard the sound of Hooker Hoofs walking down the hall.

I could not Resist Peeking out the curtains to see what the girl looked like.
by selvol August 10, 2014
mugGet the Hooker Hoofs mug.

Hooper Hooper

A basketball player who is better than average people that just hoops.
1) “I’m not a hooper hooper, I’m just a hooper.”

2) “That man broke his ankle, he might be hooper hooper”
mugGet the Hooper Hooper mug.

Kansas muffin hooper

When a girl rubs her boobs on a guy's ass to give him pleasure.
Maura gave Cody a Kansas muffin hooper last night and he jizzed in his pants!

Sebastion begged Ashley for a Kansas muffin hooper last night and she willingly obliged.

Molly and Trey love to Kansas muffin hooper all night long.
by JJAAMMSS April 17, 2009
mugGet the Kansas muffin hooper mug.

molly hooper

one time, molly hooper slapped me across my dumb idiot face. thrice. it was AWESOME. - the one poop baby sherlock holmes
by mollyfuckinghooper January 23, 2014
mugGet the molly hooper mug.

brian hooper

a small quadraspazed object used by laides (mostly in essex) to clean piss off themselves..

also used widely across flying types to define a bad landing..
Shaz: "I really need to Brian Hooper my minge tonight.. "
by brian hooper June 19, 2010
mugGet the brian hooper mug.

drink de' hooper

An alcoholic drink that contains just enough fruit juice to tint the color of the clear alchol. The rest of the drink is filled to the rim with alcohol. Mostly consumed by south orange county teens or one Dad.
Bro wanna take out the bmw tonight and go drinking
Only if we drink the drink de' hooper!
Hells yeah dude
by Ban3 May 21, 2017
mugGet the drink de' hooper mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email