Homo Simpien

A play on Homo Sapien that implies this version of the species has adapted specifically to worship online crushes, OnlyFans creators, and TikTok e-girls.
Bro sent her $200 just because she said ‘thank you.’ Man’s a full-blown homo simpien now.
by DeathAtDawn April 17, 2025
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