Homewrecker hoops are large, hoop (almost always circular) earrings sometimes worn by a homewrecker. While the hoops themselves have no special power, when combined with a quality homewrecker the hoops take on a synergistic allure. In the context of homewrecker hoops, this scenario typically involves a homewrecker female targeting a "happily married" male.
J: "Hey, you see that girl across the bar?"
D: "Which one?"
J: "The one rocking those homewrecker hoops."
(J. to himself) "Man, I'm happy I'm not married, because that girl's earrings are making me weak in the knees."
D: "Which one?"
J: "The one rocking those homewrecker hoops."
(J. to himself) "Man, I'm happy I'm not married, because that girl's earrings are making me weak in the knees."
by PineapplePizza117 June 19, 2022