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slimy lanky gingers that can't get no booty so they "hold on" to whatever they can get
The Holdom: Oh man, friday at that jam, I met the sexiest girl ever, like you don't understand...

The "black kid": No you didn't. Was she a chloereis?

The Holdom: shut the fuck up! i got a HANDJOB!

The "black kid": But now not only do you have a fiery bush, but it's a diseased fiery bush. I wouldn't tell anyone about this if i were you.
holdom by Nick Yim January 15, 2009
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Holodomor 

a large genocide in Ukraine (1932-1933) caused as a result of the Soviet Union laws under Joseph Stalin, who became the Communist dictator of the Soviet Union (ruled 1927-1953).
As Communism progressed through the decades, many countries began suffering starvation through its effects, such as what happened in the Holodomor.
Holodomor by mhabkl; s April 2, 2010
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noun: (plural holdos)

a person wearing clothes unfit for the job.

verb: (holdo, holdoing; past holdoed | holdoed | ; past participle holdoed)

Be improperly dressed, emphasis on the dress.
"Hey, Herman, quit holdoing in those heals and get your safety boots on!"
Holdo by scum and villany February 1, 2018

holdover ring 

a ring that a man gives a woman when he proposes to her with the idea in mind that he will give her a more suitable engagement ring at a later date
Man wants to propose on New Year's Eve but can't have the engagement ring ready by that time, so he opts for a holdover ring, usually a band.

Omaha Holdem 

A community card poker game which consists of 5 community cards face up and each player being delt 4 cards to his or her hand.
Players must use 2 cards from their hand and 3 from the table to form the best possible 5 card hand. Can also be shortened to "Omaha"
What game do you wanna play tonight? Omaha?
Omaha Holdem by River Dove February 19, 2004
The geographic area in which a permiscuous woman residies and maintains her reign. Within these lands, even after her death, her legacy will remain.
"Look hoe, everything the light touches is yours. This is your hoedom."
Hoedom by cl0ud9 September 2, 2017

Texas Holdem

A 5-card variant of poker. Each player dealt two cards face down. 1 round of betting. 3 cards dealt face up in the 'community' which any player can use. These cards are called the flop. More betting. 1 more card to community, known as the turn or fourth street. Bet again. 5th community card, known as the river. Final round of betting. Best 5 card hand wins. Any combo of the two cards in your hand, and the 5 community cards.

Game has become very popular recently due to ESPN's televised World Series of Poker from Las Vegas. Also, Bravo's Celbrity Poker.
Me and the guys are gonna play some holdem later
Texas Holdem by Web250 January 15, 2004
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
Word of the Day on August 20, 2026
A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
Word of the Day on August 19, 2026
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