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slimy lanky gingers that can't get no booty so they "hold on" to whatever they can get
The Holdom: Oh man, friday at that jam, I met the sexiest girl ever, like you don't understand...

The "black kid": No you didn't. Was she a chloereis?

The Holdom: shut the fuck up! i got a HANDJOB!

The "black kid": But now not only do you have a fiery bush, but it's a diseased fiery bush. I wouldn't tell anyone about this if i were you.
holdom by Nick Yim January 15, 2009
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Holodomor 

a large genocide in Ukraine (1932-1933) caused as a result of the Soviet Union laws under Joseph Stalin, who became the Communist dictator of the Soviet Union (ruled 1927-1953).
As Communism progressed through the decades, many countries began suffering starvation through its effects, such as what happened in the Holodomor.
Holodomor by mhabkl; s April 2, 2010
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noun: (plural holdos)

a person wearing clothes unfit for the job.

verb: (holdo, holdoing; past holdoed | holdoed | ; past participle holdoed)

Be improperly dressed, emphasis on the dress.
"Hey, Herman, quit holdoing in those heals and get your safety boots on!"
Holdo by scum and villany February 1, 2018

holdover ring 

a ring that a man gives a woman when he proposes to her with the idea in mind that he will give her a more suitable engagement ring at a later date
Man wants to propose on New Year's Eve but can't have the engagement ring ready by that time, so he opts for a holdover ring, usually a band.

Omaha Holdem 

A community card poker game which consists of 5 community cards face up and each player being delt 4 cards to his or her hand.
Players must use 2 cards from their hand and 3 from the table to form the best possible 5 card hand. Can also be shortened to "Omaha"
What game do you wanna play tonight? Omaha?
Omaha Holdem by River Dove February 19, 2004
The geographic area in which a permiscuous woman residies and maintains her reign. Within these lands, even after her death, her legacy will remain.
"Look hoe, everything the light touches is yours. This is your hoedom."
Hoedom by cl0ud9 September 2, 2017

Texas Holdem

A 5-card variant of poker. Each player dealt two cards face down. 1 round of betting. 3 cards dealt face up in the 'community' which any player can use. These cards are called the flop. More betting. 1 more card to community, known as the turn or fourth street. Bet again. 5th community card, known as the river. Final round of betting. Best 5 card hand wins. Any combo of the two cards in your hand, and the 5 community cards.

Game has become very popular recently due to ESPN's televised World Series of Poker from Las Vegas. Also, Bravo's Celbrity Poker.
Me and the guys are gonna play some holdem later
Texas Holdem by Web250 January 15, 2004
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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