Sammy: Hey! What were you doing last night?
Jessica: Oh man! I have to tell you about my hoescapades last night!
Jessica: Oh man! I have to tell you about my hoescapades last night!
by radpenguins August 4, 2018
Noun. A combination of ho and escapes. In other words, questionable activities that directly relate to general hoe-ishness. Often used as an interjection.
by SFJ April 2, 2010