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A female prostitute who works a proper daytime job and solicits for customers at night.This kind of people claim not to be prostitutes but usually if you do the sums and read the signs, they usually are.
Mehn Lucy broke my heart, just seen her kissing another dude.I never knew she was a full time hoelolo
I need a hoelolo to lie to me ,so it doesn't feel like I'm paying for sex
Hoelolo by Savagecrust March 14, 2019
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Hoelloween 

Everyones favorite holiday; halloween, except girls dress like hoes.
Happy Hoelloween bitches!
Hoelloween by martittys October 29, 2011
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Hoellowers 

Female Followers on Instagram

Hoes that Follow every guy

Hoe+ Follower = Hoellowers
Hey T: You do got alot Hoellowers on Instagram!
T: what you mean ?

Hoes that follow you on Instagram
Hoellowers by UNIQUE JAY July 27, 2020

Hoeology 

A guide to understand Hoe behavior, and Hoe tendency. Or the study of a Hoe behavior, and Hoe tendency.
1) If she sleeps with guys after knowing them less then a week she is a hoe
2) If she loves guys after sleeping with them and she only knew them less then 2 weeks she’s a hoe
3) If she goes for only one type of guy she has potential to be a hoe
I. If she generalize what guys she dates
II. Or if she only dates one type of guy
III. Dates dirty guys or guys that a hoes
IV. Believe that certain types of guys are perfect
4) She is a cock tease potential to be a hoe
I. Dress like a hoe but never gives up anything
II. Thinks its cute to tease and play mind games
III. Dress To sexy and flaunts their gifts
5) Being annoying and
I. being confusing and playing games can be a hoe
6) Dressing to much like a hoe
I. Gives it up too much
7) When they become friends with you when she knows you like her
I. She Flaunts your friendship
II. Tells you constantly there can never be nothing more, but in reality if your such a great friend why wouldn’t you be a good b/f????
8) When she calls you repeatedly about another guy constantly
I. If she calls you about same problem about her b/f …
II. When the guy keeps treating her wrong and she never learns shes a hoe
9) If she ask to borrow anything of your things for another guy

If you meet a girl and she meets two things off this list she is a hoe… This list will be continued when we have found more hoe tendency’s
And always remember you cant turn a hoe into a house wife, hoes dont act right
Hoeology by Sxu 220 October 2, 2004

HOEPOLOGY 

1 a : a formal justification by a hoe or to a hoe: defense b : excuse 2a
2 : an admission of error or discourtesy accompanied by an expression of regret <a public apology>
3 : a poor substitute : makeshift
1. Jesse James needed to hoepologize to Sandra Bullock.
2. Porn star Joslyn James demands a hoepology!
3. How many politicians will hoepologize this year?
HOEPOLOGY by g5hoe May 21, 2010

hoeologist

the profession of someone who studies hoes. these people are able to determine whether or not someone is a hoe and/or how to become one.
1) can you tell me if jessica is a hoe?
2) hold on, i know a hoeologist

Hoeology 

a major offered at the university of wisconsin. Hoeology taken by many of thr badgers basketball players. As they are recruited to play basketball for bo ryan on the court, the are recuited to be hoelogist off the court.

Many of the players began to list hoelogy as a major on facebook.

Example: Trevon Hughes is currently majoring hoe-ology.
Trevon Hughes is currently listed as majoring in hoeology at the University of Wisconsin. He is a hoe-ologist.
Hoeology by Brian Butch October 26, 2007
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