hobik

Mistranslation of the word "Hobbit" found in Asian pirated versions of the recent "Lord of the Rings Trilogy". Common error due to translation into a foreign language and then back again into English: see Engrish for further details.

"We are not oaks we are hobiks." (Re: We are not orcs, we are hobbits)

by dizzyditz December 20, 2005

Hobi

A nickname for the sunshine member of Bangtan/BTS, Jhope/Hoseok that is mainly used when he is being cute.

Hobi is my precious sunshine.

by CactusMum August 7, 2017

Hobi

A very precious sunshine who's a member of a famous Korean boy band, BTS.

"Hobi is my bias!"
"Hobi is a ray of sunshine~"
"We must protect our Hobi!!"

by Peachy_Jihope September 25, 2018

Hoboken Squat Cobbler

The act of someone in costume sitting on a pie and wiggling around. It is a sexual fetish and may involve crying.

Taken from Season 2 / Episode 2 of Better Call Saul

Detective 1: So, fully clothed Mr. Wormald by himself doing what?
Detective 2: Yeah, come on, man. What?
Jimmy McGill: sighs Squat cobbler.
Detective 1: What's a s-squat cobbler?
Jimmy McGill: Squat cobbler. You know what squat cobbler is.
Detective 1: No, I don't... I don't know what a squat cobbler is.
Detective 2: No, me neither. What is it?
Jimmy McGill: What? And you two guys are cops? Hoboken Squat Cobbler. Full Moon Moon Pie. Boston Crème Splat. Seriously? Simple Simon the Ass Man. Dutch Apple Ass. Guys, am I not speaking English here?
Detective 1: What the hell is a squat cobbler?!
Jimmy McGill: It's when a man sits in pie! He sits in a pie! And he... he wiggles around. Maybe it's like Hellman's Mayonnaise. It has a different name west of the Rockies. I don't know. But, uh, technically, he does a crybaby squat, so there's tears, which makes it more specialized. Not all pie sitters cry. But I'm gonna tell you something: This guy? He's a regular Julianne Moore once he gets the waterworks cranked up.
Detective 2: Pies? What? Like apple?
Jimmy McGill: Guys, I'm not the filmmaker here, all right? Banana cream. I... uh, peach. Oh, and there... And there is a costume involved.
Detective 1: snorts You've got to be shittin' us.
Jimmy McGill: Yeah, like I would make this up. Hey, the world is a rich tapestry, my friends. But trust me on this. You don't want to see it.

by zednotzee June 5, 2016

hobicore

An aesthetic based off member J-hope from the band Bts.
It must have themes such as smiley faces, bright colors, colorful nails, funky interesting fashion, happy energy and rainbows.
Kinda inspired of 80s retro fashion, white large shoes and plushies. You could say it’s décora but... more Hoseok!
Basically anything Hoseok (Jhope) would wear or buy

Person one: Lately I’ve been a lot into Hobicore.
Person two: what’s that?
Person one: It’s Hoseoks aesthetic!

by Mingi’s tiddies February 18, 2020

HOBI

A beautiful sunshine that deserves love

JHOPEEE YOUR HOPE, YOUR ANGEL HOBIII

by Tumbleberry April 19, 2018

hobiuary

the month the sun, hobi, was born and when the world became a lot happier. February is no more. Anybody caught using February will be seen by hope world officials and the president hoseok aka hobi. Has been celebrated since 1994

jack: "aye what month was the sun born?"
drea: "the sun was born in hobiuary bro"
jack: "what day bro?"
drea: "the 18th of hobiuary bro"
jack: "that's the world's favorite day broo"
Drea: "the sun's child was also born on hobiuary, on the 7th broo"

by hopeworldofficial February 2, 2020