To call for a hooker, and then, in close enough proximity, bop her head with a whiffle bat. Conclude your feat with a loud exclamation of "Ho-Boppin'!!" Drive away...
"Excuse me..Twenty Dollars! Mike Smith wants a prostitute for twenty dollars!"

"Yeah it'll be twenty up front"

*Wack*

"Ho-Boppin'!"
by StoutMasterFlexx5000 April 28, 2008
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