(1) the indecipherable emotions of aggression as conveyed by the hammering of a keyboard.

(2) the mating call of a disgruntled elephant seal whose migratory patterns were set of course, thus landing them in Malaysia.
(1) "My internet cut out!? Not again!! RARRR!"

*hammers keyboard*

"himmalsdjdfl;akjfl;ahl;fjajil;fsdzj;lkadsfaewfjkl;!!!!!!!"



(2) "Where are all the females?? Wait, this isn't California!!!
himmalsdjdfl;akjfl;ahl;fjajil;fsdzj;lkadsfaewfjkl; !!!!"
Get the himmalsdjdfl;akjfl;ahl;fjajil;fsdzj;lkadsfaewfjkl; mug.