hilltz

A small guy who thinks hes cool be cause he dose drugs . He also is very gay but he will never admit it. His dick is also the size of a corn pop.

Hilltz knowone loves you. Your not cool just beacuse you do drugs.

by VapeLordJord February 22, 2017

Hilltern

(Noun) Hilltern: an undergrad that interns on Capitol Hill. Easily recognized by their backpack and suit combination and air of supremacy tangible from a mile away. The Hilltern is a sexually voracious species- when two rats are placed in the same room for a prolonged period of time, they attempt o procreate. This is known as the Hilltern Principle (Everybody, 2015). Hilltern behavioral patterns include: standing on the left side on escalators, whining about metro delays, wearing a suit every day to class even though said intern is not interning that day, mentioning their future presidency and dad's money, and contributing nothing of value to society.

How to approach a Hilltern:

The Hilltern is not a fearless creature and is easily frightened by other Hillterns with a more desirable position, and is also easily frightened by loud noises. They will scurry away at the smallest threat. Threat level: 0.

"Being a Hilltern is great. I get to work on Capitol Hill and contribute to society. I'm really learning a lot at my internship on the Hill."
"You play on your phone the whole day. You literally do nothing."
"Did I mention I intern on the Hill?"

by ALLTHEPSL'S July 17, 2015

Hillzilla

Appropriate nickname for Hillary Rodham Clinton: Hillary + Godzilla.

Did you see the look on Hillzilla's face?

by Q47 October 2, 2007

G-Hillz

A one man gang that has the capability to fight anyone on a 1 on 1 combat. Everybody is scared of this gang

damn dawg i was walking on the street minding my own business until G-Hillz hit me up, I was scared as fuck so i ran away but then he caught up to me and beat the shit out of my eyebrows

by highinthesky February 17, 2009

hiltzed

To be told to do something that is absolutely assbackwards
in order to appear to have an important job

Yesterday Mike got hiltzed into walking up hill with the all the tools, instead of driving the truck up, which was right next to him and wasn't being used, but the boss is always right

by Mike O'Shea November 2, 2007

Hiltz Things

Actions that are so ridiculous that they have to be seen in order to actually be believed . Hiltz Things can be summed up as absurd actions done by someone who is just one crazy motherfucker, they are well outside the realm of natural human thought.

getting a concussion by falling down the stairs, backslapping people obnoxiously loud, screaming at groups of people, making a sperm of your history teacher, and brushing your teeth while ordering at Wendy's are all example of Hiltz Things

by Randorph the Chin November 14, 2011

Hilltopping

Drinking at a completely inappropriate time or in an innappropriate place, such as during class, at a funeral, in the library, during a sports match (if you are playing) nine in the morning during finals week.
This term is a reference to the Denison University Hilltoppers, the men's acappella group (who are notorious for drinking in innapropriate occasions), but honestly a good percentage of the campus is equally guilty. Plus, we love them so, so it's okay. Sort of.

Dan: Dude, did you see the kids who were wasted at the chamber orchestra recital?

Tom: Yeah, the whole string section was off. They were totally hilltopping.

by Alison Costello January 1, 2012