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Hiking in Appalachia

To have an extramarrital affair. Stems from the disappearance and subsequent reappearance of South Carolina Governor, Mark Sanford(R). Gov. Sanford was thought to be hiking in Appalachia. In actuality, he was having an affair in the South American country of Argentina.
Girl, I just saw Susie's man hiking in Appalachia.
by Chatnoir80 June 24, 2009
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Hiking in the Appalachian Mountains

Claiming you are going "Hiking in the

Appalachian Mountains" for vacation when in fact you are going away for a booty call.
Bob: Yeah, I'm burnt out. I'm going Hiking in the Appalachian Mountains for some R&R.

Frank: Dude, who are you kidding. I saw you and Sally from the copy room groping each other in the bar. You're headed to a Motel 6 for a few days
by Langbo June 25, 2009
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Hiking in the Appalachians

Euphemism used mostly by politicians for spending time with a South American mistress, most commonly Argentinian.
Sorry I didn't call, dear. I was busy Hiking in the Appalachians and couldn't get phone service.
by capt. planet June 24, 2009
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