1) The words that an incompetent person will say when they are actually referring to a local law enforcement agency formally know as the "Highway Patrol"

2) An incorrect reference to a law enforcement entity made by confusing the meaning and context of the two unrelated terms "petroleum" and "patrol"

3) A grammatical error made by a person who is inept at speaking english properly.
ida made it out der to nikki's pig pickin if hadint got pulled by dem dangonn highway petroleum
by imsohott69 August 29, 2010
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