Skip to main content

hexashitter 

This word is derived from the double entendre/ambiguous parsing of the phrase "shit shitting shit". This phrase can be parsed in two ways.

The first interpretation requires reading the phrase as "shit-shitting shit", where "shit-shitting" is an adjective and "shit" is a noun. This is analogous to "flesh-eating virus".

The second interpretation essentially means the same thing, but is parsed in a different order: the first "shit" is "shitting shit", analogous to "virus eating flesh".

There are two parses, each containing three shits. Thus, there are six shits in this phrase.
Friend 1: Clafton stole my laundry soap!
Friend 2: Wow! He sure is a shit shitting shit!
Friend 1: Ikr! What a hexashitter!
hexashitter by clafton August 11, 2016
hexashitter mug front
Get the hexashitter mug.
See more merch

Headshitter

N. (1) Person whose sole responsibility it is to maintain SALs, toilets, heads at recruit training also known as kingshitter or poomaster.
(2) Person with a really bad hair hygiene allowing their hair to emanate a very potent 'shit' like odour
Headshitter!
Yes corporal
Begin!
Yes corporal
A team clean the urinals B team clean the showers the rest of you do the sinks and bins
Ack headshitter!
Headshitter by Ziggymaster March 30, 2017
Related Words

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016